i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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