I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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