I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.