My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i think im in europe. pls send help
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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