Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I die, sorry about rent.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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