she was so not down for the gang bang
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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