Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner