How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Good thing I've started drinking again
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work