Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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