its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There's always time for handjobs
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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