So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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