if i can run in heels then i can drive
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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