Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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