im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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