I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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