I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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