She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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