i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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