We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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