So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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