I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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