I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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