I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how can u be prego again
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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