I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Randomize
