Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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