You work out of a Hotel?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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