Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
