Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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