O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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