Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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