After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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