So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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