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say what?
wanna hang out?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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