she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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