You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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