I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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