please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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