you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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