oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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