Just cropdusted the office
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
