does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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