Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
