So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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