The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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