i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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