Well douche your snatch and let's go!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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