you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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