Having a random hookup so left but love u
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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