In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
