Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
