this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Is it penis luge time yet?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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