you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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