Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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