Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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