Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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