I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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