At least make sure they are 18
Why
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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