Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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