I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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