he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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